How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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Albert Einstein's Wristwatch

Albert Einstein's Wristwatch is going up for auction. Whoever wins it better be someone that can understand the implications of what they have there.

Also they should be warned that if it is placed with Henry Ford's Keyring, Steve Wozniak's Soldering Iron, and Thomas Jefferson's Ink Well a pandimensional portal could open. The world's very existence is truly at stake this time. (Not like the last time.)